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Snack Drama Players: The Beginning
The reason for it all.
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ALONE WITH A CHEESECAKE
TWEET: I'm alone with a cheescake. This isn't going to end well. #snackdrama
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TIME TRAVEL
TWEET: I wish I could go back and, UN-INVENT, little powdered doughnuts. #snackdrama
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COOKIE DROWN
TWEET: That moment when your cookie breaks,
and sinks to the bottom of the milk. And suddenly
snacktime becomes, frantic rescue mission!
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THE FRENCH FRY
TWEET: Just trying to eat my salad, but those french fries are giving me the eat me eyes.
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THE SIREN'S SONG
TWEET: Since when did cupcakes learn to sing. I can hear their siren song from three blocks away. #snackdrama
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CHOCOLATE
TWEET: Thinking about a kale salad. Then chocolate happened. #snackdrama
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ENERGY BALL SNACK
TWEET: I'm creating my own energy ball snack. The decision to choose what is healthy. or what tastes good. Or make a combo of both! # snack drama
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TIME TRAVEL
TWEET: I wish I could go back and, UN-INVENT, little powdered doughnuts. #snackdrama
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CHIPS VS CARROT
TWEET: In the fight between chips and carrots. The Chips always Win.
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THE FRENCH FRY
TWEET: Just trying to eat my salad, but those french fries are giving me the eat me eyes.
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SO SWEET
TWEET: Quick stop to the store. When you are just not happy, what you got at home. #snackdrama
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Audition Tape
Audition Tape: Samantha Pinkleback. Channeling Brando.
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CHIPS VS CARROT
TWEET: In the fight between chips and carrot, the Chips always Win.
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SWEET AND STICKY
TWEET: Drowning my sorrows in vegetable juice, isn't as easy as drowning it in, ice cream. #snackdrama
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CHOCOLATE
TWEET: Thinking about a kale salad. Then chocolate happened. #snackdrama
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GUMMIES IN THE NIGHT
TWEET: Gummies that sweet chewy goodness. So bad, but so good. #snackdrama
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Bernice Frankfurt: Food Actor
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THE GREAT DEBATE
TWEET: Do I order the salad. Or the Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, with Ice Cream! # snackdrama
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IN THE GAME OF LIFE: KALE LOSES
TWEET: Diet day six. Social life Ruined.
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Playing CHIPS: An amateur wrestling champ.
Allen Jeremy, uses his childhood in a Pennsylvania mining town to lower the boom as CHIPS.
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Truth: What a Cookie Would Do!
The methods of theater director, Bernard Ashwater. Unorthodox, but effective.
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To be...a CUPCAKE.
Barkely St. Clair tells the universal truths of the cupcake.
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Samantha Pinkleback: Food Actor
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Barkely St. Clair: Food Actor
Barkley St. Clair was one of the first understudys that was promoted to the main troop. He served four seasons in Snack O Rama, the halftime show at the Minneapolis Roller Derby, and performed as Broccoli in Midnight Fridge. Barkley is one of the youngest and most gifted food actors in the mid west.
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Allen Jeremy: Food Actor
A cornerstone of the snack drama players, Allen embodies his roles in a deep method style of acting. The stories are legend. He once lived in a freezer for three days, leaving it, frostbitten, he finally understand what it meant to be ice cream. He, truly, is the Daniel Day Lewis of The Snack Drama Players.
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Tweeting: The bard's muse
The Snack Drama Players are a community based theater. We only perform what the community tweets. We are, the one, the only, the true, theater of the people.
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Snack Drama is a horrible idea
Theater Director, Bernard Ashwater, dishes.
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Kale Sings
As only Kale can do, he brings 'The Steve Miller Band' into a very dark place.
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Death...of a Cookie.
When a cookie dies, a voice is lost, and a community begins to repair itself.
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Kale Bashing
Life in the SDP is not always kind. Creative friction is encouraged, and Kale, well, Kale gets the short end.
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French Fry: A Lothario?
Is French Fry a lady killer, or is French Fry not a lady killer. It is a question for the ages.
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Snack Laugh
Theater Director, Bernard Ashwater, refutes the naysayers with a lash from his white gloves.
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Snack Drama is My Life
Theater Director, Bernard Ashwater, takes you to his most vulnerable place: The boyhood memory that inspired the theater.
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Behind the Cheesecake
The method behind a legendary performance.
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Tim Hurlbutt: Food Actor
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Allen Jeremy: Food Actor
Grace for the Doing