The reason for it all.

TWEET: I'm alone with a cheescake. This isn't going to end well. #snackdrama

TWEET: I wish I could go back and, UN-INVENT, little powdered doughnuts. #snackdrama

TWEET: That moment when your cookie breaks, and sinks to the bottom of the milk. And suddenly snacktime becomes, frantic rescue mission!

TWEET: Just trying to eat my salad, but those french fries are giving me the eat me eyes.

TWEET: Since when did cupcakes learn to sing. I can hear their siren song from three blocks away. #snackdrama

TWEET: Thinking about a kale salad. Then chocolate happened. #snackdrama

TWEET: I'm creating my own energy ball snack. The decision to choose what is healthy. or what tastes good. Or make a combo of both! # snack drama

TWEET: I wish I could go back and, UN-INVENT, little powdered doughnuts. #snackdrama

TWEET: In the fight between chips and carrots. The Chips always Win.

TWEET: Just trying to eat my salad, but those french fries are giving me the eat me eyes.

TWEET: Quick stop to the store. When you are just not happy, what you got at home. #snackdrama

Audition Tape: Samantha Pinkleback. Channeling Brando.

TWEET: In the fight between chips and carrot, the Chips always Win.

TWEET: Drowning my sorrows in vegetable juice, isn't as easy as drowning it in, ice cream. #snackdrama

TWEET: Thinking about a kale salad. Then chocolate happened. #snackdrama

TWEET: Gummies that sweet chewy goodness. So bad, but so good. #snackdrama

TWEET: Do I order the salad. Or the Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, with Ice Cream! # snackdrama

TWEET: Diet day six. Social life Ruined.

Allen Jeremy, uses his childhood in a Pennsylvania mining town to lower the boom as CHIPS.

The methods of theater director, Bernard Ashwater. Unorthodox, but effective.

Barkely St. Clair tells the universal truths of the cupcake.

Barkley St. Clair was one of the first understudys that was promoted to the main troop. He served four seasons in Snack O Rama, the halftime show at the Minneapolis Roller Derby, and performed as Broccoli in Midnight Fridge. Barkley is one of the youngest and most gifted food actors in the mid west.

A cornerstone of the snack drama players, Allen embodies his roles in a deep method style of acting. The stories are legend. He once lived in a freezer for three days, leaving it, frostbitten, he finally understand what it meant to be ice cream. He, truly, is the Daniel Day Lewis of The Snack Drama Players.

The Snack Drama Players are a community based theater. We only perform what the community tweets. We are, the one, the only, the true, theater of the people.

Theater Director, Bernard Ashwater, dishes.

As only Kale can do, he brings 'The Steve Miller Band' into a very dark place.

When a cookie dies, a voice is lost, and a community begins to repair itself.

Life in the SDP is not always kind. Creative friction is encouraged, and Kale, well, Kale gets the short end.

Is French Fry a lady killer, or is French Fry not a lady killer. It is a question for the ages.

Theater Director, Bernard Ashwater, refutes the naysayers with a lash from his white gloves.

Theater Director, Bernard Ashwater, takes you to his most vulnerable place: The boyhood memory that inspired the theater.

The method behind a legendary performance.

Grace for the Doing